After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. Do you know how motivating it is swimming to the theme song from Jaws? He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. A jump-lead walks into a bar. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
I've lost three days already. I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster Tourette's syndrome is a condition which causes a person to make involuntary sounds and movements called tics.
She was wearing massive gloves.